Digital Karma

Advices for those who take life too seriously

• Save the whales. Collect the whole set
• You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
• Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
• Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
• To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
• Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
• Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
• A day without sunshine is, like, night.
• I intend to live forever - so far so good.
• He who laughs last thinks slowest.
• On the other hand, you have different fingers.
• 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
• Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
• I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
• Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
• Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
• A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
• If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
• The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the
  ability to reach it.
• No one is listening until you make a mistake.
• Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
• You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
• The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
• Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
• A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
• If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.

via: wordworx.co.nz