4 guys go to hell, a black guy, a white guy, a chinese guy, and a mexican. The devil says "I'll give you all a test, if you pass, you can go to heaven, but if you fail, you stay here in hell for all eternity!"
The white guy asked, "what's the test?"
"I'm going to grab each of your dick's, if it burns off, you fail."
The devil first grabs the white guys dick, and it burns right off.
Then he grabs the chinese guys dick, and it fries off.
He then grabs the mexicans dick, it fries then refries off.
Then he grabs the black mans dick... nothing happens... He uses two hands, squeezes with all his might, and nothing happens. "Why won't your dick burn off!!"
"Don't you know? Chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hands!"
