True but very funny :)

Chaplin was also one of the most creative and influential personalities in the silent film era. He acted in, directed, scripted, produced, and eventually scored his own films. His working life in entertainment spanned over 65 years, from the Victorian stage and music hall in England as a child performer, almost until his death at the age of eighty-eight.

10 - Felix Faure (1890)

This former French president died of a stroke while receiving oral sex in his office. (from his mistress)

9 - Lee Seung Seop (2005)

28-year-old Korean video game addict collapsed in an Internet cafe after playing Starcraft & World of Warcraft for almost 50 consecutive hours. About six weeks before his death, he had been fired from his job for missing work to play computer games.

8 - George Allen (1990)

Hall of Fame football coach died of pneumonia a month after some of his players gave him a Gatorade Shower following a victory.

7 - Ray Chapman (1920)

Professional baseball player died when he was hit in the head by a pitch from the Yankees arl Mays. Eyewitnesses recounted that Chapman never moved out of the way of the pitch, resumably unable to see the ball. The sound of the ball crashing into Chapman's skull was so loud that Mays thought it hit his bat, fielded the ball, and threw to first base. Chapman died twelve hours later in a New York City hospital.

Advices for those who take life too seriously

• Save the whales. Collect the whole set
• You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
• Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
• Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
• To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
• Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
• Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
• A day without sunshine is, like, night.
• I intend to live forever - so far so good.
• He who laughs last thinks slowest.
• On the other hand, you have different fingers.
• 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
• Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
• I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
• Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
• Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
• A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
• If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
• The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the
  ability to reach it.
• No one is listening until you make a mistake.
• Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
• You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
• The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
• Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
• A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
• If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.

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